Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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