Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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