Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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