it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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