thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm passing your future prison.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
