Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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