i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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