idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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