Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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