I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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