Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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