2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
do herpes really smell.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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