i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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