1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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