people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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