That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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