So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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