is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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