she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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