Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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