well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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