pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's rum buckets o'clock
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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