Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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