Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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