You work out of a Hotel?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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