Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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