and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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