his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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