they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
