I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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