it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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