youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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