Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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