she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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