what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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