Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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