Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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