just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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