Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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