So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
