Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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