hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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