they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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