I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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