party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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