Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Your penis caused this!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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