So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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