I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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