I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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