road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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