HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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