She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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